If you are able to endure this movie for longer than 30 minutes, I suggest long sessions of therapy. I have never witnessed such an atrocious amount of garbage. This movie takes you on a flat-railed roller coaster ride of idiotic acting, and a plotline so revolting, so abhorrent; that the directors of this movie may have, accidentally, created the ultimate torturing device. The movie encompasses a group of teenagers on a camping trip. Little do they know, their campsite is near a gate-to-hell created by some ancient druid book. All but one member of the campers are possessed when they unwarily step into the perimeter of the demon gate; hence, the 85 minutes of pure viewer anguish. I would write more, but reminiscing about this movie is the equivalent of taking a hammer to the skull.Kill meter: medium (enough people die, but the characters are so bad it’s hard to care)
Grade: F
Quote: "Guns don't work on them. Don't worry, I have plenty of tools in the back."
Lesson learned: Any movie written or directed by Chad Archibald or Philip Carrer stay far far away from. Canadians cannot make bad American horror.
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